panic on a plate

Whether we’re drinking or fornicating, why are we always being told to ‘stop, think, proceed with caution’?

Observers and officials are using reports of a food crisis to scaremonger about everything from population growth to modern technology.

Prices have leapt due to growing demand, but we can feed the world if we refuse to allow irrational ideas – like environmentalism – to get in the way.

In tackling an imaginary fat epidemic, the government is intruding into our lives, guilt-tripping parents and stigmatising chubby children.